Office Humor

A little joke to your colleagues has never hurt anyone. Though…

Here are a top 14 of the best jokes to do to your colleagues. Good ambience guaranteed!

A rain of confetti

You can also empty the tray into the umbrella of your colleague. Most often, with the umbrella handled head down, the confetti will remain in place until it is lifted over its head to open it.

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Blue urine

Buy a box of chocolates and drill with a hot needle small holes in each chocolate. Insert small crystals of methylene blue (buy in pharmacy) and refill the chocolate with a lighter. Methylene blue colors the urine. After finishing the distribution tour to colleagues … observe the head of those who leave the toilet …

A psychopath rode in the open space

Start printing bizarre documents such as plans to make a homemade bomb or an article on how to kill your wife without leaving a trace and ESPECIALLY leave the printouts at the exit of the printer … The first one that falls on it risks Of bader and it will speculate in the open space!

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Hello, I would like to speak to Mr. Lion please …

Leave a message on a colleague’s desk telling him to recall a Mr. Lion, and give as number the one of the nearest zoo. The following telephone conversation can send heavy.

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The top-down screen

Ctrl + Alt + Bottom arrow on the keyboard (on Windows). Your colleague’s screen gets upside down. And a single antidote: know the reverse combination.

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The screen … empty!

Make a desktop screen print, remove all of the icons and put the picture in the background. And arrive a little before to see the reaction.

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The mouse dances …

Glue a sticker on the infrared lens located under your colleague’s mouse. It can be fun to unplug and reconnect a dozen times …

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The boss … it’s me!

Borrow your victim’s laptop, replace the number of his boss by yours, send him sneaky SMS …

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A sequined soap

Put glitter in the toilet soap …

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Have fun

Remove each key from the keyboard, make a small pile next to it and deliver 7 letters: “HAVE FUN”.

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Bottle watering can

Take the bottled mineral water from one of your colleagues. Make holes at irregular intervals at the top of the bottle. This gives a good watering effect and if the person is seated, there is a good chance that the water will fall to the level of the crotch!

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It rolls

Fill a mug of clay beads (those found in the pots of office plants) and put the mug back on the desk of a target colleague. The first reflex of the colleague on his return to the office: raise the mug …

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The Black Ear

Putting polish on your colleague’s telephone handset. Call him: he picks up and hop is off for a morning with the black ear!

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Expressive greeting cards

Write various messages on the back of business cards just before an important appointment, in the style “You like me, remind me quickly. ”

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